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So I was just on Cleverbot... Me: I am Sherlock Holmes. Does John Watson love me? Cleverbot: No. Me: Are you sure? Cleverbot: Yes. Me: That is upsetting. I think I'll jump off a building. Cleverbot: Well alright then!

I'm sorry, I just realised something. In The Reichenbach Fall, Sherlock points a gun at John's head. John's reaction basically shows he thinks this is a brilliant idea. Look back at all the other times a gun has been pointed at him. In The Blind Banker, when he is mistaken for Sherlock, he flinches away and breathes heavily. The same thing happens in A Scandal in Belgravia. Throughout the series, even though John is a soldier, he has a visible reaction to guns. Sherlock points a loaded weapon at his head. John is handcuffed to him, and he can't get away. Let's look at something right before this; all the policemen point their guns at the pai

I call myself a writer, yet I don't know if I'll be able to put my emotions into words right now. I just wanted to say 'Thank you,' to everyone in the Sherlock fandom. I don't deal with emotions well. And this piece was originally going to be a terribly long journal post, but I decided to change it. Right now, my head isn't working, and this'll probably look stupid in the morning, but I don't care. I've giggled, I've cried, I've smiled. I've sobbed into my pillow, I've clutched my stomach from laughing too hard, I've stayed up til four in the morning to read fanfiction. I've talked to random strangers and close friends. I've drawn and writte

Violets are blue Roses are red I miss you, Sherlock Please don't be dead Roses are red Violets are blue John, I'm sorry I did this for you

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like teenlock. Stranger: I'm in your bed. - SH You: Not again, Sherlock. You freaked out my mother the last time. -JW Stranger: She's not home right now, but where are you? - SH You: I'm on a date with Mary. -JW Stranger: I'll just wait for you then. - SH You: You'd better pray that Mary isn't reading over my shoulder instead of watching the movie. What'll she think if she knows you're waiting for me in my bed? -JW You: Crap. She read that. -JW Stranger: Assure her that we are not in any sort of sexual or romantic relationship then. - SH You: I showed her

Cleverbot: What am I supposed to do? User: Write about me, Watson. Cleverbot: Write what about you? User: Write what you usually do. You write biographies about me. I'm Sherlock Holmes. Cleverbot: I think you are confused about who you are. User: No. I am clearly Sherlock Holmes, and you are Watson. Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: I am positive that I am Sherlock Holmes, Watson. Cleverbot: Lol, I'm positive that you're not! User: I've never known you to use texting terms, Watson. Let's solve a mystery! Cleverbot: Why do you say that? User: Because that's what I do. I'm Sherlock Holmes and I solve mysteries. Cleverbot: How old a

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like johnlock. Stranger: What do you want me to say to you? That I'm broken? JW Fine, I'm broken. JW Happy? JW You: No. No matter what you think, breaking you was never my intention. SH Stranger: Well you right did it. JW You: Listen, John, I tried to apologise. I tried to make you see sense. But you just won't listen to me! SH Stranger: How could I? You were DEAD, you twit. DEAD FOR THREE YEARS. JW You: If you would just let me explain...SH Stranger: YOU ALREADY DID. Stranger: JW Stranger: I don't care. JW Stranger: Sherlock, do you realize that.. you

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like johnlock. You: It might be best if you come home, John... SH Stranger: Why? JW You: Well, an experiment kinda...didn't work. SH Stranger: Did you blow up the flat? JW You: Not this time. I'm kind of tied to the ceiling. SH Stranger: For God's sake,Sherlock. JW You: Please hurry. I'm losing all feeling in my legs. SH Stranger: I am hurrying! JW You: You might want to find a ladder on your way here. SH Stranger: How do you even manage to do half the things you do? JW You: Half the things I do are your fault. I was merely trying out a net gun I made. I